Savage Blog

The written fire.

Transcripts, opinion pieces, notes, references, and long-form commentary behind the episodes.

May 24, 2026

#2. Dear Tech Companies, Why Does My Phone Need a Hospice Plan?

The Planned Obsolescence Circus and the Corporate War Against Fixing Your Own Stuff There comes a moment in every modern person’s life when their...

April 22, 2026

#1. Dear Grocery Aisle, Why Is My Cereal Box Wearing a Corset?

The Great Shrinkflation Heist: A Satirical Investigation Into the Disappearing Snack Population There are mysteries in this world that keep good citizens awake at...