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Transcripts, opinion pieces, notes, references, and long-form commentary behind the episodes.
#2. Dear Tech Companies, Why Does My Phone Need a Hospice Plan?
The Planned Obsolescence Circus and the Corporate War Against Fixing Your Own Stuff There comes a moment in every modern person’s life when their...
#1. Dear Grocery Aisle, Why Is My Cereal Box Wearing a Corset?
The Great Shrinkflation Heist: A Satirical Investigation Into the Disappearing Snack Population There are mysteries in this world that keep good citizens awake at...